Neb's Nose

There is a story told
'Long the Ak'anon road
About a gnome
Who they call Neb
And does he have a mighty cold

Now as the story goes
This gnome has quite a nose
When somone sees
It start to twitch
Then all the shutters do a-close

For when ol' Neb does sneeze
'Tis such a mighty breeze
That all the trees
Do bend and sway
And to the ground fall all their leaves

I've even heard it said
That when he lies in bed
The av'rage gnome
Could stand upright
And walk right up inside his head